10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant