10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.