10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare