10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.