10 Random Poker Quotes

Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Fold and live to fold again
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
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