10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!