10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is for loners.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.