10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez