10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)