10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---