10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.