10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers