10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves