10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed