10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant