10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes