10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22