10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for loners.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.