10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Fold and live to fold again
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--