10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)