10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."