10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.