10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.