10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.