10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fold and live to fold again
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"