10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?