10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels