10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers