10 Random Poker Quotes

''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
in the poker game of life women are the rake
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Those eggs smell delicious!
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson