10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'