10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"