10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003