10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth