10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm