10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway