10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
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