10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim