10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim