10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"