10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.