10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen