10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson