10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05