10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!