10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003