10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.