10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from