10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves