10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.