10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for loners.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "No river, no fish."
- Welcome to kicker school
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.